yelruP" pid='57228' dateline='1560605835:
Fuck u must’ve went to college for that
I like to draw my inspiration from my father, a real magician in the world of Microsoft art. When I was a small child he would oft sit me by the family '98 and enlighten me on the finer intricacies of brush strokes and fill options. He would reminisce about a time before ribbons, canvas scaling, and 3d paint. A time when all one truly had was countless hours of time to kill at work pretending to be busy to a client that can’t see your screen. Oh woe, until one day when my father had a keen client with near-perfect vision. In his old age my father had begun to need glasses, and one day whilst working on his freshest masterpiece the screen was reflected in his new spectacles. Infuriated the client had my father fired the next day, this crippled my father. I saw the passion drain from his eyes for his Microsoft art, long gone was the fire that created countless checker board mazes and low budget signage for garage sales we would never have. It is with this passion that fuels my MS Paint art yelru, this passion that FORCES me to create such amazing tapestries for the world to behold.