Has anyone tried the topical test cream? What volume does it come in/ how many doses?
I give their cream a 5/10. I have a bunch of the test creams I bought to try. Seems the no ester absorbs better than enanthate. They put a bunch of mint and alcohol in it which is kind of nice actually but people put this on their balls so alcohol free would be better. It stings and freezes your balls for a few minutes.
It’s thick as fuck like suntan lotion and leaves you greasy for hours. It’s best to try to spread it over your whole shoulders n back. One of the creams was all brown and out of solution, I shook the shit out of it and used it. The second round I ordered were more yellow and in solution.
If you put on one pump of the cream, it isn’t the same as injecting 30mg. The absorption rate for topicals is around ten percent, don’t believe the hype on their dumbass pdf talking about “our team of chemists” and “nearly on par with injectables”. I’m putting on 3 pumps twice a day. If their claims were true, then my blood levels should be as if I injected over a gram a week. I definitely don’t feel like I’m on a gram of test so anecdotally their claims are fucking silly.
It would be so easy to make a good suite of creams. You can buy the same shit in bulk that compounding pharmacies do. Googling around there’s stuff like HRTbase and Versabase and PLO for instance. I am waiting for one of these sources to make an honest dht cream for gyno. Masteron would be fine even.
I’m gonna just get some raws, dmso, and aloe and make my own topical that is cheaper and more efficacious. It’s really fucking annoying that sources want to make bombastic claims about their “team of chemists” and “proprietary nanotechnology”. I have had to look all over the internet for what the absorption rate of the cream might actually be. It’s so retarded to misinform people. Just tell us what’s actually in it, and provide blood work from guys on it. I asked for that they gave me the run around.
I get that these guys are marketing their products to meatheads that want bang for their buck and love to have supraphysiological levels and get huge and shit but I say skip topicals from UGLs til they stop bullshitting, and just get a bunch of gels from turkey. $150/mo and you can have nice pharma TRT.
Cheers
Tug
