[Source] Steroidify - Your Official Pharma Distributor since 2008

[Steroidify Rep]

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Ok, newbie...

I don't even think you visited our site yesterday, to be honest.

I was on the entire day and the site was 100% up.

You're just another ex-meso being an ex-meso. If I had a dime every time I saw behavior like this from former meso members, I would've bought a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[mmaphd]

I’ll give my advice where I think it’s appropriate.

And it was definitely appropriate after seeing how you responded to him telling him it’s his fault your website don’t work.

And asked if his mother installed some shit on his computer so he couldn’t access it.

What a fucking immature response even if you were trying to be funny. It’s immature for a business to talk like that.

“There’s a difference between site being down and broken links “

Okay well you had broken links last night which resulted in an error.

Google- A broken link is a hyperlink that points to a page or resource that does not exist. Most often, these linked pages were deleted or moved without a redirection set up. When the user or crawler follows a broken link, the server returns a 404 (Not found) or 410 (Gone) status code.

That’s exactly what happened last night. After clicking your links it redirected to not found. hence they were broken

You're right, it was immature. I'm not even mad. Rather, I just won't buy from them because of it. Professionalism goes a long way.

Been around the game a long time, even had my asshole poster era 15+ years ago. I get it. A business rep acting like that? Just take my business elsewhere. He'll say it's not a big loss, etc. Whatever.

 

[Steroidify Rep]

I tried to click on the links yesterday when you brought it up.

None of the links worked for me.

@Steroidify Rep your wensite was down yesterday it happened to me too

BTW, he brought it up today, so you clearly didn't visit our site yesterday and didn't see any non working link.

You're just full of it, like I thought.

 

[MuscleMongoose]

BTW, he brought it up today, so you clearly didn't visit our site yesterday and didn't see any non working link.

You're just full of it, like I thought.

HAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING CLOWN THIS GUY IS.

BLAMES HIS BROKEN LINKS ON US.

I TOLD YOU I CLICKED THE LINKS LAST NIGHT. WHY WOULD I MAKE THAT UP?

IM FULL OF IT?!? NAHH YOURE FULL OF IT LIKE YOUR MOTHER !!!!!! LOL

 

[Steroidify Rep]

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[MuscleMongoose]

Change your website to clownify.

Glad people can see your true professionalism now.

 

[Steroidify Rep]

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[MuscleMongoose]

You’re a washed up steroid reseller from the 2000s

Responding with GIFs when called out on your bullshit.

I’d rather quit steroids than order from your website.

Have a great day loser

 

[Steroidify Rep]

You’re a washed up steroid reseller from the 2000s

I am, ain't I? Back in those days people like yourself with less than a month in a bodybuilding forum would have like 6 posts and would never have an attitude like this.
But hey, you have 324 posts and act like you own the place. Entitled much?

Responding with GIFs

Oh, forgot that we can't diss or make a joke to millennials... Too sensitive, aren't you, little baby? Gathering info to do your first oral only cycle because you're too afraid of needles, aren't you?

Have a great day loser

Well, at least I have something to do instead of trying to look tough at some internet forum from my parents' basement.

 

[MuscleMongoose]

I am, ain't I? Back in those days people like yourself with less than a month in a bodybuilding forum would have like 6 posts and would never have an attitude like this.
But hey, you have 324 posts and act like you own the place. Entitled much?



Oh, forgot that we can't diss or make a joke to millennials... Too sensitive, aren't you, little baby? Gathering info to do your first oral only cycle because you're too afraid of needles, aren't you?



Well, at least I have something to do instead of trying to look tough at some internet forum from my parents' basement.

You’re embarrassing yourself as a source bud.

No I don’t own the place.

I just had to let you know your links were broken

Even tho you said in 15 years that’s never happened. And you told the other guy it’s his fault Then you told me I’m lying.

You’re literally deflecting responsibility like a little bitch.

I must have touched home calling you a washed up steroid reseller huh?

That hurt your little feelings huh ?

 

[Steroidify Rep]

I just had to let you know your links were broken

Never happened.

Even tho you said in 15 years that’s never happened. And you told the other guy it’s his fault Then you told me I’m lying.

Sites go down. I'd never say that ours never went down in 15 years. We just don't do wrong coding. A broken link is not the same as server being down. And server was not down yesterday.

I must have touched home calling you a washed up steroid reseller huh?

Yes, won't even sleep tonight.

That hurt your little feelings huh ?

I'm so hurt. Now go annoy someone else, would you? Thanks.

 

[MuscleMongoose]

Never happened.



Sites go down. I'd never say that ours never went down in 15 years. We just don't do wrong coding. A broken link is not the same as server being down. And server was not down yesterday.



Yes, won't even sleep tonight.



I'm so hurt. Now go annoy someone else, would you? Thanks.

Your links were fucking broken yesterday dude.
Wrong coding or something. They were broke as a homeless person. There’s proof in the attachment I sent.

You just don’t want to admit that the links were broken because you tell ypurselt you have the best IT department in the business and never had one broken link in 15 years!

It’s okay for a first time for everything though bud.

1 broken link in 15 years is still pretty impressive

 

[Pillbottlepipebomb]

Wow this is such a bizarre look for a source.

 

[Steroidify Rep]

Your links were fucking broken yesterday dude.
Wrong coding or something. They were broke as a homeless person. There’s proof in the attachment I sent.

You just don’t want to admit that the links were broken because you tell ypurselt you have the best IT department in the business and never had one broken link in 15 years!

For the last time.

An entire site being down will cause every link in the server to be down, aka not working. This is not a broken link.

The other guy, who's not even mad like you are, claimed that the site was a mess in a way that the links were actually linking to our site, but to different pages or whatever he meant. Not that the site was down, which happens to anyone.

Now, the other guy is relatively cool about the whole ordeal, but you're here trying to cum with his d**k, ain't you?

He wrote that the site was giving "constant errors", not that it was down. As much as you don't want to understand what I'm writing, these are not the same thing.

I replied with a bit of sarcasm because his post wasn't that polite either. If you go back and read my interactions with user "TheHated", you'll see a very different dynamic because he was polite from the beginning.

Then you came all full of yourself thinking you own the board and got a big d**k up your ass. You give crap, you get crap back. If you talk like a normal person, you get a normal reply. Understand how that works? Things are not like this in your hood? Do you come to random people and demand answers and call them liars for any bs. I bet you don't because you're just a keyboard warrior.

We've been sponsors here and on meso for a while bro. I understand the whole dynamic of being tough to sources and how that brings cool points to millennials that post on bodybuilding forums like yourself. If you need to argue with a source online to look cool to your peeps, please be my guest. Just don't go cry in the corner when you receive a reply that I see fit to put you in your place.

We're one of the oldest, if not the older source on the internet and we need business as much as anyone else, but don't think that because of that we gonna be saying amen to whatever a prick like yourself writes.

 

[MuscleMongoose]

For the last time.

An entire site being down will cause every link in the server to be down, aka not working. This is not a broken link.

The other guy, who's not even mad like you are, claimed that the site was a mess in a way that the links were actually linking to our site, but to different pages or whatever he meant. Not that the site was down, which happens to anyone.

Now, the other guy is relatively cool about the whole ordeal, but you're here trying to cum with his d**k, ain't you?

He wrote that the site was giving "constant errors", not that it was down. As much as you don't want to understand what I'm writing, these are not the same thing.

I replied with a bit of sarcasm because his post wasn't that polite either. If you go back and read my interactions with user "TheHated", you'll see a very different dynamic because he was polite from the beginning.

Then you came all full of yourself thinking you own the board and got a big d**k up your ass. You give crap, you get crap back. If you talk like a normal person, you get a normal reply. Understand how that works? Things are not like this in your hood? Do you come to random people and demand answers and call them liars for any bs. I bet you don't because you're just a keyboard warrior.

We've been sponsors here and on meso for a while bro. I understand the whole dynamic of being tough to sources and how that brings cool points to millennials that post on bodybuilding forums like yourself. If you need to argue with a source online to look cool to your peeps, please be my guest. Just don't go cry in the corner when you receive a reply that I see fit to put you in your place.

We're one of the oldest, if not the older source on the internet and we need business as much as anyone else, but don't think that because of that we gonna be saying amen to whatever a prick like yourself writes.

You’re the fucking loser who told the guy did your mom put something on your computer so you couldn’t access it? What fucking source on here jokes like that? None that are successful. Which goes to show why you’d say something like that.

No one gives a fuck If you’re from 2008. It’s 2023. Get over it. Your little website has been taken over by much better options now.

You’re the one who gave him shit for being a new member.

Then you accused me of coming from meso rx to shit on you ? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Then you tell I’m a liar and didn’t see even go to your website yesterday

Then I attach a picture showing your broken link.

If the link you click results in an error it’s a fucking broken link at the tjme.

Maybe you’re a retarted baby boomer who doesn’t understand technology

Now you’re telling me I’m trying “ to cum with his dick” because I had his back and said he’s right the links were broken yesterday.

You’re a joke of a source. You have no class as a source. And you’re a fucking prick who can’t take responsibility for things that are your websites faults not ours.

Hope no one on this forum buys from you.

Fucking punk.

 

[Steroidify Rep]

The Dogs Bark, But The Caravan Goes On...

 

[MuscleMongoose]

Now, the other guy is relatively cool about the whole ordeal, but you're here trying to cum with his d**k, ain't you?
.
Then you came all full of yourself thinking you own the board and got a big d**k up your ass. You give crap,

with all this dick talk I’m starting to think you like dick.

So why don’t you go suck a dick while you’re at punk ass

 

[TheHated]

The Dogs Bark, But The Caravan Goes On...

Wow, this escalated quickly.



This is my 2 cents, and I could be wrong.



I have 2 bachelors degrees (Network Engineering Management and Computer Science), every ISO certificate achievable in my discipline. I've been in the tech field for 25 years, have held every position up to my current (VP of Cloud Innovation) including the fun ones (Pre-Sales Architect, Sr. Cloud Architect and Independent Infrastructure Specialist). I have developed, implemented and sold multiple REST API applications to large [unnamed] companies most of you probably use. So I know a little about 'puters. That being said, here is my synopsis.

I coined something when working for a large bank called 'The Abstract Probability-Possibility Matrix'. It uses data and a formula (which is now intellectual property so no, I can't give it out) to determine the likelihood of a condition being satisfied. I will loosely apply that here.

The possibility that he is the only one that cannot access the site is 100%. However the probability is significantly lower bordering on zero. It doesn't mean its not possible, but it does mean its highly improbable. And here's why...

The domain uses Cloudflare services. Predominantly a CDN (Content Delivery Network) a decentralized service to basically distribute copies of the site quickly and provide 10*n continuity. Its also used for things like DDoS mitigation, IPS/IDS and DNS registration. 10's or 100's of "nodes" around the world hold copies of the site. When its updated, all of the nodes receive a copy, but not in parallel every time or really ever. Some nodes will update immediately while others take longer. Minutes, hours, days even. It is quite possible the node his request was being routed to had issues updating or redirecting the GET message rendering a 404 (missing resource) or 403 (unauthorized). Point being the chances of the site being "down" is very slim. Could have been an issue with Cloudflare, which doesnt fall on the site developer, owner or host technically. It would fall on the services at the network layer (CDN, proxies, load balancer, etc) and that really fucks up the SLAs for the provider so they squeeze the cheeks so that doesn't happen.

Then there is a bunch of other factors to throw in there. Certificate validity (for a node or cluster of nodes depending on configuration), CDP availability, ingress issues at the provider level, all the way down to the device itself (stale browser cache, revoked cert, broken cert chain, etc)

Without seeing the device or the traffic analytics its hard to say. There are so many variables at play sometimes its hard to narrow down the root cause. Sometimes its as simple as being disconnected from the router, DDoS attack on your home router, browser extensions, browser hijack objects, etc. Or it could simply be a transient issue like a failover or squirrels on the line. It can manifest itself through any of these.

But the point im trying to make is...

If I can get to it, they can get to it and probably a vast majority of others, his 'puter done f*cked up. Doesnt matter how long anyone has been doing anything, technology just flipped you the proverbial bird.

Suggested remediation: Reboot, go to the gym and try your call again later. Message CI-2.

Servers and sites dont really "go down" anymore unless you are hosting them in your basement on a 20 yo Dell with zero continuity.

And Im damn proud to be a high tech redneck, so offend me not.

I'm not a judge, nor casting conviction but "being new" then immediately attacking a long-vetted source seems a bit, shall we say, shitty.

All in good fun guys

 

[TheHated]

with all this dick talk I’m starting to think you like dick.

So why don’t you go suck a dick while you’re at punk ass

Wait, what'd I miss? How'd this go from "your site sucks" to "you suck dick"?



Yes, I can read. I just don't have any fucks to give right now. But I like to sound smart bcuz imma dum redneck

Let's do this, let's just take page 33 of this thread, dump some diesel on it, light it on fire and then piss on the ashes.

* I had to add my GIF too ( no fuckers, its not " jif", its not fucking peanut butter. Its GIF. Graphics Interchange Format. Gawd, when people say "jif" I want to throw baby powder in their face and hit them in the forehead with a tack hammer

Sorry, too much Serquil. I'm done

 

[MuscleMongoose]

Wow, this escalated quickly.



This is my 2 cents, and I could be wrong.



I have 2 bachelors degrees (Network Engineering Management and Computer Science), every ISO certificate achievable in my discipline. I've been in the tech field for 25 years, have held every position up to my current (VP of Cloud Innovation) including the fun ones (Pre-Sales Architect, Sr. Cloud Architect and Independent Infrastructure Specialist). I have developed, implemented and sold multiple REST API applications to large [unnamed] companies most of you probably use. So I know a little about 'puters. That being said, here is my synopsis.

I coined something when working for a large bank called 'The Abstract Probability-Possibility Matrix'. It uses data and a formula (which is now intellectual property so no, I can't give it out) to determine the likelihood of a condition being satisfied. I will loosely apply that here.

The possibility that he is the only one that cannot access the site is 100%. However the probability is significantly lower bordering on zero. It doesn't mean its not possible, but it does mean its highly improbable. And here's why...

The domain uses Cloudflare services. Predominantly a CDN (Content Delivery Network) a decentralized service to basically distribute copies of the site quickly and provide 10*n continuity. Its also used for things like DDoS mitigation, IPS/IDS and DNS registration. 10's or 100's of "nodes" around the world hold copies of the site. When its updated, all of the nodes receive a copy, but not in parallel every time or really ever. Some nodes will update immediately while others take longer. Minutes, hours, days even. It is quite possible the node his request was being routed to had issues updating or redirecting the GET message rendering a 404 (missing resource) or 403 (unauthorized). Point being the chances of the site being "down" is very slim. Could have been an issue with Cloudflare, which doesnt fall on the site developer, owner or host technically. It would fall on the services at the network layer (CDN, proxies, load balancer, etc) and that really fucks up the SLAs for the provider so they squeeze the cheeks so that doesn't happen.

Then there is a bunch of other factors to throw in there. Certificate validity (for a node or cluster of nodes depending on configuration), CDP availability, ingress issues at the provider level, all the way down to the device itself (stale browser cache, revoked cert, broken cert chain, etc)

Without seeing the device or the traffic analytics its hard to say. There are so many variables at play sometimes its hard to narrow down the root cause. Sometimes its as simple as being disconnected from the router, DDoS attack on your home router, browser extensions, browser hijack objects, etc. Or it could simply be a transient issue like a failover or squirrels on the line. It can manifest itself through any of these.

But the point im trying to make is...

If I can get to it, they can get to it and probably a vast majority of others, his 'puter done f*cked up. Doesnt matter how long anyone has been doing anything, technology just flipped you the proverbial bird.

Suggested remediation: Reboot, go to the gym and try your call again later. Message CI-2.

Servers and sites dont really "go down" anymore unless you are hosting them in your basement on a 20 yo Dell with zero continuity.

And Im damn proud to be a high tech redneck, so offend me not.

I'm not a judge, nor casting conviction but "being new" then immediately attacking a long-vetted source seems a bit, shall we say, shitty.

All in good fun guys

The vendors a punk ass bitch with how he responds to customers.

Who cares if he’s a long vetted source. First he makes a ur mom Joke. Then he talks about me cumming on the other guys dick.

Two of us both said the link was broken and we couldn’t access the website. He had a little hissy fit and said impossible ! Haven’t had any bad links in 15 years ! But I attached the screenshot to prove my point that the link was not working / broken like the other guy said.

You just took all that time to type that so you can take all the time to read back the last few pages on what you missed.