Yeah I had a doozie of one this morning. I was at the costco buying TP, I stacked up 20 of those big packages on one of those big rolling carts they have, basically as many as I could fit on there. I get up to the checkout aisle waiting my turn, minding my own business, when this punk college kid starts tweaking out on me about my items. Dude was telling me “you don’t need all of that TP, you’re just being selfish! People like you are the reason everyone is panicking!” and shit like that.
I gotta tell 'ya it was uncomfortable, but I learned to deal with my anger issues a long time ago, so I just stood there and didn’t say anything. When he was done I took my shirt off and started flexing on him.
We already had several dozen people staring at us when he was going off on me, but after a few poses it was like the whole store just stopped, stood silently still, and watched me in all of my glory. It was totally surreal.
When I was done I reached for my shirt, but to my surprise his girlfriend had already picked it up for me and had it to her face, sniffing on it. Our eyes locked and in that instance it was like the entire universe made sense all at once (do you know this feeling too?) She reached out to hand me my shirt, brushing my arm as I delicately took if from her.
I knew what she wanted, because I wanted it too, and I always take what I want.
Long story short, when I got to the checker the manager came over, gave me a nod, and said “It’s on the house” with a big grin on his face. I returned his nod and walked out of the store with college boy’s gf on my arm, and everyone in the store clapped as I made my way out of the store.
We have been making sweet and passionate love all day, but I needed to take a break so I thought I’d pop in and say hi. Hope everyone’s doing well out there.
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