Dumbest user you know?

[JDLift]

I have two: A kid a while ago asked me what I take because I was doing incline reps with 295, obviously told him nothing but he proceeds to tell me he's on test and tren and he's waiting for the gains to kick in. Motherfucker was struggling with 135 reps, can't bench 225 flat to save his life and I only seen him squat once and it was a shitty 275 quarter rep. Lanky, no mass, nobody would ever guess he's on fucking gear lol.

Today I had another one admit using Test to me, after some conversation following spotting him on a 430ish squat max. Told me he competes at 100kg/220lb in powerlifting, but only has a 430 squat and I had to save him another time on a 275 bench he failed.

I'm not all that and a bag of potato chips, and I definitely don't wanna come off that way but it just blows my fucking mind how quickly people will hop on shit when they have not even built anything respectable lift/physique-wise naturally first. Shit is crazy. I cannot be the only one who has met people like this. Also idk why people openly admit using to me, like wtf bro anyone could be a cop don't ever talk about it randomly lol.

Additionally, you CAN nominate yourself if you feel you're particularly retarded in your usage. We will still love you. Maybe.

 

[petefox]

I see a few guys just like that when I train, it's quite sad and a bit funny as well.

 

[chimpanzee19]

Nearly everyone I meet, minus a select few. Who recently takes the cake is a guy I know that takes “HRT”, but that’s essentially test, deca, and winstrol, but also takes anavar daily for muscle pain.

I just don’t care anymore. I’ve been on for years and I absolutely did not make the smartest decisions in the beginning, however some people make zero effort to gain knowledge even after decades of use under their belt. Another peeve of mine is people who use and don’t look like they lift. I get that not everyone wants to be a mass monster, but being 22 years old and using just to be a lean 170lbs just makes you seem like an idiot.

 

[Luxferro]

I’m

I have two: A kid a while ago asked me what I take because I was doing incline reps with 295, obviously told him nothing but he proceeds to tell me he's on test and tren and he's waiting for the gains to kick in. Motherfucker was struggling with 135 reps, can't bench 225 flat to save his life and I only seen him squat once and it was a shitty 275 quarter rep. Lanky, no mass, nobody would ever guess he's on fucking gear lol.

Today I had another one admit using Test to me, after some conversation following spotting him on a 430ish squat max. Told me he competes at 100kg/220lb in powerlifting, but only has a 430 squat and I had to save him another time on a 275 bench he failed.

I'm not all that and a bag of potato chips, and I definitely don't wanna come off that way but it just blows my fucking mind how quickly people will hop on shit when they have not even built anything respectable lift/physique-wise naturally first. Shit is crazy. I cannot be the only one who has met people like this. Also idk why people openly admit using to me, like wtf bro anyone could be a cop don't ever talk about it randomly lol.

Additionally, you CAN nominate yourself if you feel you're particularly retarded in your usage. We will still love you. Maybe.

I’m a bit of a retard.

I’m using test to treat my hypogonadism. Tried clomid for 1.5 years through my urologist. Due to my low age, docs didn’t want to give me T despite a 144 ng/dL total in my early 20’s.

I’ve also dabbled in (by dabbled, I literally only mean taken once or twice) a handful of orals only out of curiosity for what it felt like. I’m more interested in the neurological/mental response to AAS than anything else.

I have no aspirations to be huge. The one time when I increased my dose to 400 mg for 2 weeks I sincerely regretted it. I was massively unprepared so I guess that puts me squarely in the retard camp. Either way, it was an experience/learning moment for sure.

 

[Colette]

IMHO, the most cringy dipshits are the kids who strut into the gym with a back full of acne, brag about what they're running, and lift with ridiculously bad form. I guess they spend their allowance on gear so can't hire a trainer.

 

[petefox]

Those goofy cosplay Zyzz nut-huggers are the fucking worst! Terrible posing, jumping around like meth-addicted lemurs and those fucking broccoli-top fades just make me sick. Them assholes get geared up and barely can lift themselves off each other, worse than a 2g per week DYEL IMO..


I might be salty..

 

[tejascardinal]

The majority of society is half retarded

 

[JamesDoe350]

I have two: A kid a while ago asked me what I take because I was doing incline reps with 295, obviously told him nothing but he proceeds to tell me he's on test and tren and he's waiting for the gains to kick in. Motherfucker was struggling with 135 reps, can't bench 225 flat to save his life and I only seen him squat once and it was a shitty 275 quarter rep. Lanky, no mass, nobody would ever guess he's on fucking gear lol.

Today I had another one admit using Test to me, after some conversation following spotting him on a 430ish squat max. Told me he competes at 100kg/220lb in powerlifting, but only has a 430 squat and I had to save him another time on a 275 bench he failed.

I'm not all that and a bag of potato chips, and I definitely don't wanna come off that way but it just blows my fucking mind how quickly people will hop on shit when they have not even built anything respectable lift/physique-wise naturally first. Shit is crazy. I cannot be the only one who has met people like this. Also idk why people openly admit using to me, like wtf bro anyone could be a cop don't ever talk about it randomly lol.

Additionally, you CAN nominate yourself if you feel you're particularly retarded in your usage. We will still love you. Maybe.

all love and no hate, please dont attack me, but why do you think you need to "build a respectable physique naturally" before hopping on gear? i dont think a 19 yo needs to run gear, but who am i to judge.

i use to lift 10 years ago, decently strong. nothing to brag about. went to college, never lifted since and ten years later, i hoped on my first test cycle, added eq and var(not a lot of var too $$) but now im in the top 1% of the gym, as long as the monsters arent there. lol but everyone said wait till your this or that and i listened to that and would commit then stop commit then stop and i wasted a lot of time. got my first cycle, blew up, super strong, decent imagine, granted i never go over 500 test.

again just curios like hearing what ppl think!

 

[Luxferro]

all love and no hate, please dont attack me, but why do you think you need to "build a respectable physique naturally" before hopping on gear? i dont think a 19 yo needs to run gear, but who am i to judge.

i use to lift 10 years ago, decently strong. nothing to brag about. went to college, never lifted since and ten years later, i hoped on my first test cycle, added eq and var(not a lot of var too $$) but now im in the top 1% of the gym, as long as the monsters arent there. lol but everyone said wait till your this or that and i listened to that and would commit then stop commit then stop and i wasted a lot of time. got my first cycle, blew up, super strong, decent imagine, granted i never go over 500 test.

again just curios like hearing what ppl think!

I think the main reason not to cycle so early is to ensure you know what you’re doing in terms of training and diet to ensure that you get the most out of the gear.

An inexperienced lifter May plateau and think the only solution is more steroids when in reality they may not be eating in a surplus/have good form etc.

 

[AHomie]

all love and no hate, please dont attack me, but why do you think you need to "build a respectable physique naturally" before hopping on gear? i dont think a 19 yo needs to run gear, but who am i to judge.

i use to lift 10 years ago, decently strong. nothing to brag about. went to college, never lifted since and ten years later, i hoped on my first test cycle, added eq and var(not a lot of var too $$) but now im in the top 1% of the gym, as long as the monsters arent there. lol but everyone said wait till your this or that and i listened to that and would commit then stop commit then stop and i wasted a lot of time. got my first cycle, blew up, super strong, decent imagine, granted i never go over 500 test.

again just curios like hearing what ppl think!

I agree with what the other guy said. If you hadn’t spent the time in the gym your form could be very poor along with the many other things mentioned such as diet and routine. In my case at least I’m still correcting myself daily after all these years.

 

[Thrasymachus]

A young person typically hasn't ran into the problems an older wiser person has.

I blame most of the nonsense seen today on misinformation, but most of it is having to learn the hard way that you aren't gonna get what you want most of the time by cutting corners and that what you often want is nothing but problems.

If I could go back and visit myself 30+ years ago as an 18 year old, I would consider myself normal because I think I wanted to do the right thing and tried my best(not all the time though as humans are lazy), but at the same time I would know that a whole lot of screw ups are gonna happen for that first decade as an adult.

As for the gear use, I think young people have to have it beat into their head to cycle off more than you cycle on. Unfortunately these dipshits that are in our face all the time run nonstop and it's only when they're older with health problems or worse they fall over dead do they try to warn others not to go down this path. No one should really be on cycle for more than 6 months out of the year. You'll never see this taught for those in the media because they can't go off cycle or they lose fans. Obscurity and fading into the background to go onto something better and more important than body building also needs to be embraced, you gotta have something more going on.

 

[Gymrat27]

I know a guy that's running 900/900/900 test/tren/mast for the last 3 or 4 months but refuses to go to the gym and only does basic calisthenics at home a few times a week.... he's like 6' 165ish lbs, he's pretty lean but has like zero muscle development. If it wasn't for the dryness you would never believe he's on gear, especially that much!

 

[Thrasymachus]

I know a guy that's running 900/900/900 test/tren/mast for the last 3 or 4 months but refuses to go to the gym and only does basic calisthenics at home a few times a week.... he's like 6' 165ish lbs, he's pretty lean but has like zero muscle development. If it wasn't for the dryness you would never believe he's on gear, especially that much!

And that is why anabolics gets a bad rap.

There's lots of guys that are huge on 100/100 Test/some other anabolic.

You simply don't have the receptors for 900/900/900 on a 165lb frame, this idiot is doing actually what has kept anabolics illegal to prevent idiots causing self harm.

 

[JamesDoe350]

I agree with what the other guy said. If you hadn’t spent the time in the gym your form could be very poor along with the many other things mentioned such as diet and routine. In my case at least I’m still correcting myself daily after all these years.

okay, so then with your logic you shouldnt be on gear?

i just disagree with your logic on the gear use. all love no hate

you drive your car everyday but, MOST likely, dont know everything about it?

 

[chimpanzee19]

all love and no hate, please dont attack me, but why do you think you need to "build a respectable physique naturally" before hopping on gear? i dont think a 19 yo needs to run gear, but who am i to judge.

i use to lift 10 years ago, decently strong. nothing to brag about. went to college, never lifted since and ten years later, i hoped on my first test cycle, added eq and var(not a lot of var too $$) but now im in the top 1% of the gym, as long as the monsters arent there. lol but everyone said wait till your this or that and i listened to that and would commit then stop commit then stop and i wasted a lot of time. got my first cycle, blew up, super strong, decent imagine, granted i never go over 500 test.

again just curios like hearing what ppl think!

My $0.02 in why I think this is an important reason is due to ensuring this is something you actually want to do. Jake goes to the gym for 4 weeks and isn’t happy with his gains, takes steroids for 2 years, gets bored and falls off, and is now fat with gyno and blames it on the steroids he took just seems like a bad, but commonly followed, direction.

 

[Luxferro]

I agree with Thrasymachus. You can’t blast your face off 24/7 without some serious health issues. Guys should cycle off or cruise on a legitimate TRT level (100-120 mg per week) for the majority of the year.

I don’t think being hypogonadal by being off cycle (if you were hypogonadal to begin with) is healthy. If you were naturally low T, that would be more dangerous to your health than a true TRT dose that puts you in the reference range.

 

[Sierracon99]

It's a pleasant surprise for me running into an experienced user honestly. I get approached alot with all the same shit 'what are you taking' 'what kind of protein' etc. I mean partly it's a compliment so I shrug it off, but I've heard some doozies in my day, tren only cycles, 1xweek prop injections, orals only, anavar injections, you name it and I've heard it lol. But my biggest pet peeve are the young kids messing with the sauce, like 16 years old type shit. I didn't touch gear until 28 I'm 36 now, I was overly cautious when I started and that saved me from alot of the pitfalls we normally encounter while we are still learning, I just didn't want to have that mentality where you consider fucking yourself up as growing pains lol.

 

[Colette]

okay, so then with your logic you shouldnt be on gear?

i just disagree with your logic on the gear use. all love no hate

you drive your car everyday but, MOST likely, dont know everything about it?

 

[Colette]

I think a lot of the ignorance can be attributed to the fact that gear is illegal. There is no standardized dosing...no protocol...no " best practice". We're all experimenting on ourselves, relying on each other for anecdotal evidence, and messing with questionable ug substances. If it weren't for these asinine laws, information would flow more freely.. JMHO. Colette

 

[Deleted member 21405]

I think a lot of the ignorance can be attributed to the fact that gear is illegal. There is no standardized dosing...no protocol...no " best practice". We're all experimenting on ourselves, relying on each other for anecdotal evidence, and messing with questionable ug substances. If it weren't for these asinine laws, information would flow more freely.. JMHO. Colette

Agreed. And if more people stuck with "just the basics" there would be less issues. You know, a little test, DBOL lol