The honest truth about homebrewing.

[Dexter]

take you five fucking seconds to google ya lazy cunts https://getyourdrugstested.com/ This is Canadian.
I even told you what to fucking google. “Is it a library or somewhere I can send my drugs to be tested” straight up you shouldn’t be brewing you don’t have the neurons for it. Library meaning “profiles” Ftir is a light based means of testing they take a known compound then measure the results, then use that to compare drugs people send in. Most times they can even tell you how much packing agents were used if they have the profile for that packing agent.
Dexter" pid='83835' dateline='1583439096:

Yeah shoot us a link. This is something I’ve never heard of as a service.

I do know what FTIR stands for and what it’s used for. Jano had this conversation with me a few months back when I asked him about testing a blend of raws and how LE would be able to figure out 6 different esters of testosterone and mast enanthate powders mixed together. https://www.steroidsourcetalk.org/mybb/Thread-Janoshik-Analytical?page=4

It wasn’t a matter of not understanding the testing, it was simply that I’d never heard of this service before, it makes sense that the Canadians would have this. You can blame it on me being a US citizen where all drugs are illegal and harm reduction is the devil.

As for your conversational style. Lighten up kitten. This thread isn’t an attack on you personally.

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Looking at https://getyourdrugstested.com/

Great resource, free testing. Looked through there history of drug results and found one steroid anavar, so they don’t just test narcotics, although that’s obviously the bulk of what they do.

Anyone want to sticky this somewhere on the forum, could be useful?

 

[Juice]

My issue, and the reason I’m strongly considering homebrewing, is that I can’t get what I want: I want things like a Primo/Mast blend, Test/DHB blend, Primo E in M840, Trest A for not an insane price and preferably also in M840, Trest E, injectable Anavar/Turinibol… most of these things I have seen for sale at some point, some of them not ever. I feel I want a degree of customization and specificity that I’m not able to get since I’ve never found a seller to do custom orders.

What would you recommend then?

 

[Janoshik]

bottletop" pid='83929' dateline='1583504591:

take you five fucking seconds to google ya lazy cunts https://getyourdrugstested.com/ This is Canadian.
I even told you what to fucking google. “Is it a library or somewhere I can send my drugs to be tested” straight up you shouldn’t be brewing you don’t have the neurons for it. Library meaning “profiles” Ftir is a light based means of testing they take a known compound then measure the results, then use that to compare drugs people send in. Most times they can even tell you how much packing agents were used if they have the profile for that packing agent.
Dexter" pid='83835' dateline='1583439096:

Yeah shoot us a link. This is something I’ve never heard of as a service.

I do know what FTIR stands for and what it’s used for. Jano had this conversation with me a few months back when I asked him about testing a blend of raws and how LE would be able to figure out 6 different esters of testosterone and mast enanthate powders mixed together. https://www.steroidsourcetalk.org/mybb/Thread-Janoshik-Analytical?page=4

It wasn’t a matter of not understanding the testing, it was simply that I’d never heard of this service before, it makes sense that the Canadians would have this. You can blame it on me being a US citizen where all drugs are illegal and harm reduction is the devil.

As for your conversational style. Lighten up kitten. This thread isn’t an attack on you personally.

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Looking at https://getyourdrugstested.com/

Great resource, free testing. Looked through there history of drug results and found one steroid anavar, so they don’t just test narcotics, although that’s obviously the bulk of what they do.

Anyone want to sticky this somewhere on the forum, could be useful?

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There’s also testosterone enanthate in oil from February 4. Test cyp on February 9, 2020 etc etc.

This is good for ID of major component of sample.
Labmax gets literally BTFO’d with that service around.

 

[Dexter]

Juice" pid='83948' dateline='1583518386:

My issue, and the reason I’m strongly considering homebrewing, is that I can’t get what I want: I want things like a Primo/Mast blend, Test/DHB blend, Primo E in M840, Trest A for not an insane price and preferably also in M840, Trest E, injectable Anavar/Turinibol… most of these things I have seen for sale at some point, some of them not ever. I feel I want a degree of customization and specificity that I’m not able to get since I’ve never found a seller to do custom orders.

What would you recommend then?

I agree that blends and having what you want is very important, that’s what I did as well, made my own cocktails and tweak them through experimentation and it worked out great, I feel better than I have in years, strong and balanced.

Just don’t let it get out of hand, brew what you want, but don’t let it consume you constantly looking to expand your supplies to the point that you kind of almost become too hyper focused on this to the exception of everything else.

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getyourdrugstested.com states that it’s for “Canadians Only”.

How would you go about sending a package postmarked from United States to Canada for free testing?

Did a quick search for this service in the United States and was shocked to find out that we don’t have a service like this at all…sarcasm of course.

 

[youdownwithNPP]

To you guys who have sent off samples for testing, do you have the results to post? That lab work page is pretty barren, with no threads from anyone posting in this thread. Can y’all share the knowledge?

 

[bottletop]

Dexter" pid='83835' dateline='1583439096:

Yeah shoot us a link. This is something I’ve never heard of as a service.

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bottletop" pid='83929' dateline='1583504591:

flashpass123" pid='83833' dateline='1583437686:

bottletop" pid='83812' dateline='1583430860:

Dexter" pid='83803' dateline='1583427608:

Don’t do it!

Let me explain.

1. When you buy raws you have no idea what the hell you’re getting unless you send them off for testing. This isn’t just a question of purity, it’s a question of “did the raws provider send you the right product”. Powders have a distinct look, but most of you don’t know what they look like or smell like even.
2. You will end up accumulating enough raws and paraphernalia to end up in prison should you ever get caught. It simply is too easy to buy large amounts.
3. There’s lots of supplies that are needed if you want to do this right, sterilization is important. Add up the cost and the baggage of hauling all this crap around with you should you have to move. A cop searches your vehicle and finds glassware, filters, crimping tool, vials…not good.
4. It’s a pain in the ass to brew. That’s the bottom line. Between sterilizing glassware meticulously, cooking your oil, filtering and more filtering, this step sucks. I can easily spend 6 hours creating a 200ml brew from start to finish.

I could go on with more details, but what I’ve come to realize. Just buy your finished product from someone that has actual testing reports for the actual raws they bought(not the raw source HPLC reports those don’t mean shit), let them do the hard work of creating a sterile pure product and sit back and enjoy life. Sure you save a bundle and it’s always a good idea to keep some raws on hand just in case we have problems in the future getting our stuff, but leave it to the pros until that day comes.

So send it off for testing FTIR harm reduction is free and includes almost all steroids in their library. FTIR is only good for powder though. HPLC for liquid products @ about 150 usd. I will never fathom why everyone is so against testing oh its so much work blahdy fuckin blah. Just order a 1g sample for .60c test them for free using ftir and away you fucking go they can even guess percentages + or minus a few % so if you know the weight you know the concentration.

Everyone hates this when i mention it however its mostly users who bitch at me nd not labs. its so FUCKING easy to get shit tested.

all the other stuff seems accurate tho haha.

Can you link this FTIR harm reduction free testing?

take you five fucking seconds to google ya lazy cunts https://getyourdrugstested.com/ This is Canadian.
I even told you what to fucking google. “Is it a library or somewhere I can send my drugs to be tested” straight up you shouldn’t be brewing you don’t have the neurons for it. Library meaning “profiles” Ftir is a light based means of testing they take a known compound then measure the results, then use that to compare drugs people send in. Most times they can even tell you how much packing agents were used if they have the profile for that packing agent.
Dexter" pid='83835' dateline='1583439096:

Yeah shoot us a link. This is something I’ve never heard of as a service.

Why did you fucking hands fall off? the link is up there

Jesus Christ your an asshole, aren’t ya?

im in a mood because im sick and im so goddamn tired of telling people what to google to find it and then being asked for a link just FUCKING GOOGLE IT MY HANDS ARE NO DIFFERENT ON THE KEYBOARD THAN URES

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bottletop" pid='83929' dateline='1583504591:

take you five fucking seconds to google ya lazy cunts https://getyourdrugstested.com/ This is Canadian.
I even told you what to fucking google. “Is it a library or somewhere I can send my drugs to be tested” straight up you shouldn’t be brewing you don’t have the neurons for it. Library meaning “profiles” Ftir is a light based means of testing they take a known compound then measure the results, then use that to compare drugs people send in. Most times they can even tell you how much packing agents were used if they have the profile for that packing agent.
Dexter" pid='83835' dateline='1583439096:

Yeah shoot us a link. This is something I’ve never heard of as a service.

I do know what FTIR stands for and what it’s used for. Jano had this conversation with me a few months back when I asked him about testing a blend of raws and how LE would be able to figure out 6 different esters of testosterone and mast enanthate powders mixed together. https://www.steroidsourcetalk.org/mybb/Thread-Janoshik-Analytical?page=4

It wasn’t a matter of not understanding the testing, it was simply that I’d never heard of this service before, it makes sense that the Canadians would have this. You can blame it on me being a US citizen where all drugs are illegal and harm reduction is the devil.

As for your conversational style. Lighten up kitten. This thread isn’t an attack on you personally.

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Looking at https://getyourdrugstested.com/

Great resource, free testing. Looked through there history of drug results and found one steroid anavar, so they don’t just test narcotics, although that’s obviously the bulk of what they do.

Anyone want to sticky this somewhere on the forum, could be useful?

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Nah I was just being a dick that day, I do talk about it a lot I just get pretty fired up when I tell someone too google it and they ask me for a link…every…single…time. I should just keep a text document of links on my desktop or something.

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Dexter" pid='83943' dateline='1583514909:

bottletop" pid='83929' dateline='1583504591:

take you five fucking seconds to google ya lazy cunts https://getyourdrugstested.com/ This is Canadian.
I even told you what to fucking google. “Is it a library or somewhere I can send my drugs to be tested” straight up you shouldn’t be brewing you don’t have the neurons for it. Library meaning “profiles” Ftir is a light based means of testing they take a known compound then measure the results, then use that to compare drugs people send in. Most times they can even tell you how much packing agents were used if they have the profile for that packing agent.
Dexter" pid='83835' dateline='1583439096:

Yeah shoot us a link. This is something I’ve never heard of as a service.

I do know what FTIR stands for and what it’s used for. Jano had this conversation with me a few months back when I asked him about testing a blend of raws and how LE would be able to figure out 6 different esters of testosterone and mast enanthate powders mixed together. https://www.steroidsourcetalk.org/mybb/Thread-Janoshik-Analytical?page=4

It wasn’t a matter of not understanding the testing, it was simply that I’d never heard of this service before, it makes sense that the Canadians would have this. You can blame it on me being a US citizen where all drugs are illegal and harm reduction is the devil.

As for your conversational style. Lighten up kitten. This thread isn’t an attack on you personally.

---

Looking at https://getyourdrugstested.com/

Great resource, free testing. Looked through there history of drug results and found one steroid anavar, so they don’t just test narcotics, although that’s obviously the bulk of what they do.

Anyone want to sticky this somewhere on the forum, could be useful?

---

There’s also testosterone enanthate in oil from February 4. Test cyp on February 9, 2020 etc etc.

This is good for ID of major component of sample.
Labmax gets literally BTFO’d with that service around.

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sort of most ftir labs couldnt ida compound in oil to save their lives. Completely incompetent. There is a process for liquid but they never do it right and it always comes up as undetermined. ive used a few and have yet to find a ftir lab that can do an oil of any kind.

 

[riskyneedlefetish]

I would rather pay $110 + lab supplies for 10 vials of 10ml 250mg/ml tren e than like $500 from a ugl who is also gonna put way too much solvents on purpose “just in case” and make it hurt

 

[appropionate]

riskyneedlefetish" pid='84145' dateline='1583717758:

I would rather pay $110 + lab supplies for 10 vials of 10ml 250mg/ml tren e than like $500 from a ugl who is also gonna put way too much solvents on purpose “just in case” and make it hurt

what are you talking about? you’re buying from a UGL either way, price doesn’t guarantee quality at all, just fancier packaging. plenty of overpriced sources around.

 

[riskyneedlefetish]

appropionate" pid='84170' dateline='1583750716:

riskyneedlefetish" pid='84145' dateline='1583717758:

I would rather pay $110 + lab supplies for 10 vials of 10ml 250mg/ml tren e than like $500 from a ugl who is also gonna put way too much solvents on purpose “just in case” and make it hurt

what are you talking about? you’re buying from a UGL either way, price doesn’t guarantee quality at all, just fancier packaging. plenty of overpriced sources around.

i mean i would rather pay $110 plus relatively negligible lab supplies to make it myself without overdosing solvents, then pay $500 to get it from a UGL who seem to have a thing for using too many solvents on purpose.

 

[Dexter]

riskyneedlefetish" pid='84216' dateline='1583792104:

i mean i would rather pay $110 plus relatively negligible lab supplies to make it myself without overdosing solvents, then pay $500 to get it from a UGL who seem to have a thing for using too many solvents on purpose.

I understood what you were stating, it’s true having complete control of what you put in the brew is important. UGL has to do what they have to do to keep the product safe for the masses. I put the least amount of solvents I can, I go with 1% BA and try to keep my BB down to 15%.

And no one likes to over pay, but I’m gonna bet eventually if we keep the Orange man in office for another round of bullshit, customs is gonna get beefed up to the point anything that has china on it is gonna get inspected. Remember this is a man that has called for the death penalty for drug dealers, he has no problem with people stuffing their face with cheese burgers and F’n whore porn stars without condoms and bringing it home to infect his unsuspecting wife, but we must kill those damn drug dealers.

And until recently I didn’t realize customs has a gemini spectrometer where they don’t even have to open the pack and they’ll know it has AAS raws in it.

I think the most aggravating aspect to all of this is the wait times for packages and the seizures, name in data base and eventually having all your packs seized as they come in. Which I believe is happening to me right now as I’ve had yet again another pack go to three different customs places starting with NYC ISC and now is just sitting in customs, probably gonna be opened and letter will be sent or not…just a heads up for those on the fence for international orders, this shit is getting to be a pain in the arse.